How do you want to die?

Just wondering...

I don't care how I die, as long as I've gone snowboarding before I do.

 

heroically.

 

I mean specifically.

 

okay then.
fighting a dragon with a princess in my arms infront of my giant castle in a country that I rule over.
with a flaming sword.
on a zombie horse.

specific enough?

 

Preferably quickly, painlessly, before I can realize I will die.
Uh, anything but by a slow disease or injury that takes forever to finish me off.

 

Much better.

 

on fire.

 

Crushed.

 

I want to blow my brains out while in mid-orgasm while I'm plowing some chick.

I'll never die happier.

 

explosion

 

With immense amounts of power.

Politically and literally, and laughing manically as I die.

 

You would be a fun politician.
Way more fun than the fat shitheads who run my country

 

in a pool of my own blood.

No, prolly something boring like in my sleep.

 

Probably like saving somebody from a car.

 

On the roof of my house with a cold one as a massive asteroid hits the Earth. I pray every day for the Earth's destruction.

 

That's very emo :/

 

Dude, anyone who posts here is crazy, or is emo. I am the latter.

 

Thats true
I guess, in the end, emo>chav
in fact, everything>chav

 

Agreed.

 

Dishing out facials at a gloryhole