how do you know when a video game sucks......

in this thread you can put anything you want that would be weird in describing a game that sucks even if it doesn't exist in the game. ill start it off

terminated 2 for snes sucked for the reason that arnold hold a dance-off with michael jackson from moonwalker.

 

I didn't like Mortal Kombat Trilogy, because there was no Breast-bounce feature like in Dead or Alive

 

This sounds so absurd, but it's actually true. I sincerely hope that is acceptable in the thread anyway.

I completely hated "Lunar: Dragon Song" because your character's HP gradually goes down if you're simply running around, even in an effing town! Were the programmers high when they decided to pull that kinda crap?!

 

you know video games will suck if ljn company comes back from the dead making games again.

 

I hated Breath of Fire 5 ... I just hate it.

 

You know when videogames suck......when there isn't a jump button.

Have you ever played a game without a jump button? It is so freakin annoying, that you can't jump over a mini wall

 

you know when a video game sucks..... when one button on a controller does tons of action while the others has no use in a game.

 

when it's too repetitive.

 

I'll figure it out if it doesn't work...

 

It's called jiggleology

 

You know a video game sucks when it comes from Disney.

 

Does that include Kingdom Hearts? I didn't like them, but they don't suck (I know it's Square Enix, but still)

 

Disney was involved from a character standpoint, Squeenix handled everything else. KH & KH 2 are excluded. They are Square-Enix games inspired from Disney characters, that's why the games don't suck, because they weren't created or produced by Disney.

 

You know an MMORPG sucks when you get targetted by PKers with the Game Admins doing squat

 

You know a game sucks when it follows every single cliche from 'The Grand List Of RPG cliches'....yes, every single one of them.

 

You know a videogame sucks when there's not one bit of violence in it

[me=Cahos Rahne Veloza]Glares at the Imagine games & spits at its developers[/me]

;D

 

you know a game is crap when its rated g for general

 

When its title starts with "Imagine ..."

 

You know a VG's Crap, if it's simplistic and monotonous gameplay is what you've been playing for the past 10 years.

 

You know it's a crap game when a game reminds you of living the 80's.