How can I convince my mum to buy me a baseball bat covered in nails?

I can't really fathom why, but they seem 2 think I'm 2 immature for one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Re: How can I convince my parents to buy me a baseball bat covered in nails?

loldude u gotta tell them lyke that its the bestest ever and 4 party

 

tell them its for protection against them gangstas on your neighborhood. and you will be the most badass kid at school if you have it

 

Ooh, what sort of model is that? Is it the model with the knife blades sticking out because that one would be absolutely lovely too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tell here there zombies or you might end up in SAW

 

Eh, lol. Reider is a little kitty cat
Don't convince your mother, steal it, an hit everyone with it on your way out of the store
Even hit your mother if she isn't too happy with your actions.
Easy.

 

Give me her number, I'll 'convince' her.

 

no d00d, itz teh one wid teh rabies and ebola mix, teh 1 wid teh knfe bldes cum owt in 2011

 

Or wait, make your own brother!

Most women are happy with a child, so in return, you will get your bat.

 

Strange......they look perfectly harmless to me.

Tell her she's been unreasonable.

 

That's not dangerous at all.

Why not go with chainsaw bats?

 

people dont know anything! chainsaw is the worst non dangerous item in existance

 

I personally prefer flamethrowers, but a good ole fashion chainsaw gets the job done right.

(Please don't look if you're antsy about blood. : (Which there's hardly any for this game.)

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Love that game!

tell her some people owe you some money, and they aren't paying up

 

These look nasty, I might get my welder out. A bit of wood and some nails is no match for these.

 

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http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo

conker and 50cant agree aswell...

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and all that from googling baseball bats...

 

Huh.

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i'd go with this shit

if someone says it's a katana i'l make love to his mum

 

its a KATANA!! how awesome is that!