Hello everyone

I would like to take this opportunity to explain what has happened.

On Tuesday night of this week, I claimed that I was taking a leave of absence due to being tired of moderation. This was true for the most part but I decided that I would swing by a couple days later just for kicks.

This is when the trouble started.

See, there's this special section that you guys can't see. I'm probably going to be in huge trouble just for mentioning this, however I feel that it should be noted that this particular section did indeed exist.

Now, I'd like to call attention to the part where I said "did exist". As you may or may not have figured out from that, this section disappeared due to an unfortunate blunder on my part and as a result, Seph was VERY displeased with this and I ended up as you see me.

The section that was deleted(and impossible to recover I might add) was a stash of porn that was being stored locally on the servers. Really good stuff too I might add. It apparently took him a few years to get that many high quality videos so I'm surprised he didn't take the ban a step further. I guess I did get some benefit from 4 years of smacking you guys around.

So yeah, I deleted the hidden porn stash and got banned. Go me.

I would also like to note that it's officially birthday time for me so you should totally congratulate me and stuff.

 

shut up ass hole

 

Seriously? Did you really delete it accidentally? Important things like secret porn stashes should be backed up.

Happy birthday and good health to you.

 

Yeah well, considering how limited access to it was in the first place he didn't think it was necessary.

He had this really nice Emma Watson lookalike porn star mixed in there too. Surprised I'm not mounted to a cross after that.

 

I never save porn, though I would never go near another mans collection. Eh, whatever.

 

All my porn is three use maximum and then deleted if I happen to have downloaded it on my PSP. If I can stream it on a PC, I just go that route.

 

I heard you are taking a break because of the idiots on this forum. True/False?

 

I'm of the same mind but I can't deny that he had some premium stuff in there.

It didn't even give me a chance to confirm! I would've stopped it if did.

But you can probably just download most of that again anyways. Besides that, Hercules is a bitch.

Well, I'm sure you were able to enjoy that month and 3 days you were the same age as me at least. Maybe you'll have better luck catching up to me next year!

Oh, and thanks man. I still love you.

Maybe it's just me but I couldn't really see using a PSP for porn being a good idea.

N/A

 

Google is my porn! Or my iPod Touch. Good times.

 

There are mobile download sites that work wonderfully. You can get three to four minute clips that download for me in about 45 seconds (and my connection isn't exactly speedy), or longer 20 minute clips from other sites, though it is up to you if you want to wait the amount of time it takes for the PSP to download however large the video might be (I think around 100MB from the two or three I've gotten). Regardless, it works very well.

 

happy birthday reirei

 

Not sure I'd go that far, but by god it was the greatest collection I've seen.

I know I may not be the most reliable source but bear with me here. Seph gave me access to it for a while last year while I added my own archives to the mix. Not sure how much it's grown by in the interim but it was incredibly impressive. I saw fetishes I didn't even know existed. But now it's gone. FML.

 

I dunno what timezone you're on so it might be late but happy birthday anyway.

 

happy birthday reider

cant you atleast be broughht back to the site but stay as a member instead of a mod? like a demotion instead of being fired

 

Happy Bday but how the hell you could have posted that while you were banned?

 

=/

 

Happy Birthday man.

"Poorn"?

Then that must have been one hell of a stash.
No hope of it coming back? It must be really hard for you guys.
Sex

 

I lol'd.
Now I think Seph is even more pathetic

And Happy Birthday Old Man.
Now you're an even older Old Man.

And how did you post this.