Here it is folks, the greatest debate known to man. The cause of many a bar fight resulting in death and gruesome tragedy. What am I talking about here? Abortion? Legalization of marijuana? Religion? NO....Something far more important and more relevant to our generation! Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Although I think this would be better in Games, Jokes and Random or Discussion, I'd say Mayonnaise is better as it generally has better quality
Both! Each serve a distinct purpose and mixing it up is a crime. You have the Miracle Whip for the sandwiches, your smear on a medium thick layer of Miracle Whip on each bun in the sandwich. Now, mayonnaise is better suited for chips (that's fries to you Americans), due to it often having a thicker consistency, although this can vary between brands.