Alright, with the release of Grand Theft Auto IV I think we need to share our chaotic stories of hilarity/awesomeness from previous installations in the series, with a sometimes suicidal AI and random cheats to use there should be plenty of material here. I'll start off with something that happened to me a couple of months ago in San Andreas. I was bored and decided that I would cruelly kill my character by jumping out of a plane, deploying the parachute and then cutting it off long before I hit the ground. Everything was going as I planned until about a second away from the ground the phone starts ringing, so naturally I hit the ground with a loud splat, stand up and take out my phone, answer with "Hello?" and then grunt and fall over dead.
Yeah in Vice City, I used the cheat to make everyone "attract" to you, then I went into an alleyway and killed them all one by one as they came
In GTA games, I drive around peacefully, enjoy the scenery and feed the neighbor's dog. Alright, not really. In San Andreas, I loved using the jetpack cheat and other cheats and just randomly flying around and causing havoc throughout the state.
I was playing Liberty City (I believe). I grabbed a shotgun, went into some parking garage, and tried sniping with it. Didn't work, although my wanted level rose with each trigger. I decided to go onto the top level of the parking garage where I was confronted by a helicopter. I had no idea they could shoot back at you. Went to jump off and was killed in mid air
In San Andreas i always enjoy riding a bike all the way to the top of the mountain at the country side, forgot whats the name of the place, but yeah in 2 player me and my friend will ride a bike and jump off the cliff with it.
I remember back in the day when my parents wouldn't let me play M-rated games; didn't bother me too much then, but now I'm a little mad that I had to wait so long to play Metal Gear Solid. Well, at least I talked them into letting me play them in time for MGS2 and Perfect Dark.