Good idea/Bad idea word game

The rules are: Someone posts a good idea, then someone else posts a bad idea. The bad idea must be a messed-up, corrupted version of the good idea.

Example:

Good Idea: getting a front-row seat at a boxing match

Bad Idea: Getting hit by a tooth at a boxing match.

Have fun!

 

Good Idea: Living near a gun shop during a zombie apocalypse

 

Bad idea: Getting shot by a zombie

 

Good Idea: Winning a tournament that you spent your whole life training for

 

Bad Idea: Dropping the throphy