Games that should, but will never exist

While you sit there playing Final fantasy ninja-something-or-other, I yearn for a game to suit my needs. By which I mean:

-Identity Stealer
-Radioshack Employee Brawl
-Fight night Round 0
-Star Wars 7: The DS game
-King of Sacrifice
-Happy Pig

I would totally buy these (and I don't mean download, I mean buy) if they came out. Msybe i'm the only one.

 

-pointless forum thread creator

-pre-programed spam post bot

-Idiot response generator

-Online pansy fest


I'd like these

 

...now that sounds like fun!


Also..

Texas chainsaw massacare-the game.


Play as lether face and kill as many stupid teens as you can with ya chainsaw

 

Or run away from leatherface as a teen

 

Resident evil 4/5 is exactly the same...

I just want to kill people...is that so wrong?


Or prehaps...

"P-plater rampage"

"Play as a brand new p-plater who thinks he's got the moves, rip around local towns, crash into things, have many bouts of road rage, and try to evade the ever present, always smarter, annoying police"

XD

 

....."Chase that Women" game?

OoO

Forget I said that. ;D

* meganova leave silently....

 

a combination of from the abyss and ps0

 

Imagine: Rapist

 

I want Imagine:Serial Killer and Metal Gear Pedobear

 

killing mama: use your victim for dinner.

 

Nah...the title would be, Cooking Mama 4: Friends as Dinner

Imagine: Maniac

 

Imagine:thread creator

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imagine: hacker

 

Imagine:How to make games that cash in on kids who don't know what a good game is.

XD

 

Final Final Fantasy :
When is it gonna be final...? -_-"

 

You do know the reason why it was named final fantasy right?

PM me if you want to know, or check wikipedia.




Imaginelaying good games

 

Course I know -_-"

Drug Tycoon DS :

 

Imagine:XXX

I'd buy that XD