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Funniest TV line/quote/saying

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by toffster92, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    Just post what you think is the funniest line/quote/saying you have heard from TV shows.
    It could be from a sitcom, a cartoon, or even the news!

    My all time favorite...

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    all hail Quagmire!
     
  2. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    Eeeeh...

    This is the Dutch quote:
    "Een hele-hele goeie middag! Welkom bij de TV-Kantine! Oh, ooooh!!! Aah!!!"
    *Women falls on a table
    "Eeh, oeps, sorry meneer, ik zal het---"

    English:
    "A really-really good day! Welcome at the TV-Kantine! Oh, ooooh!!! Aah!!!"
    *Women falls on a table
    "Eeh, oops, sorry sir, I shall---"

    And HOW it was said :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
  3. omgwtfitzben

    omgwtfitzben Well-Known Member

  4. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    From South Park:

    "They took yer jyerb!"

    From The Simpsons:

    "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything"
     
  5. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?
     
  6. NeoMagicwarrior

    NeoMagicwarrior Active Member

    cant decide which is better:

    "You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"


    "Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature"
     
  7. dwago

    dwago Active Member

    "If somethings hard to do, it´s not worth it" Homer Simpsons.
     
  8. Silvertie

    Silvertie Well-Known Member

    "EYYYYYM READY!" - Spongebob, at numerous times