Fun with Photos game

Rules:

1. Post any photo on this thread
2. Make a funny or corny annecdote or scenario then write it below your photo
3. Photos can be google search results or your own, but restricted to non incriminating & non invasive to other people's privacy


OK, I've got the sword extremely sharpened & everything's ready. Who's first to have his Circumcision?

 

Me, I'd like to get circumcised, I'm already 600+ years old & am still uncircumcied. Will it hurt though? ;D

 

of course

 

Don't worry, my method's 100% painless

 

oh

 

yeah, rly...

 

Then let the festivities begin

 

will wait for your command

 

i'm first in line *nods to exhaust pipe*

 

Thank god someone finally took me indoors!!

 

argh! a giant frying pan

 

Words written on the plaque:
This monument commemorates all the hard work, patience & sweat of loonylion in shaping RomUlation's history. May this monument stand til all eternity as testiment to his achievements.
May loonylion watch over us & guide us always

 

... yeah, it was squirming for a little while... but then after hitting it a few times it stopped.

 

Hey give that back!! I need that, my butt itches!!