Fooling around with OTHER THINGS' titles

I was starting to lose steam on my "Fooling around with game titles" game so I made this new one. In the other game we just played around with titles of games, but I kinda wanted to play with the titles of other stuff as well so I came up with this game. Here you can make fun of other things' titles, EXCEPT GAMES. The rules are the same, play with titles but now you can play with song titles, TV Show titles, plays, movies, cartoons, books anything, just not games that's for the other game. The only new rule is, you must label the title like so:

[Song] - Three Spits in the fountain

[TV] - South Pork

[Theatrical] - The Pantomime of Oprah

To start the game, I'll go with:

[Movie] - 101 Damnations

 

No one got's talent - America's got talent.

 

loony really loved this one:

[TV] - American Idle

 

{Song} - Sold of - Bone Brothers ( Hold on - Jonas Brothers, has anyone heard this teen band? )

 

[Book] - The Old Man & the C

 

{Book} Lord of the Skunks.

 

[Book & Movie] - Harry Potter & the Potter's wheel

 

band name- the sell out boys

 

^ Fall out boys, ain't it.

{Band} - Ironica.

 

(song) Vampires will never eat you

 

[Song] - Let it Bee

 

(TV) The jollibee

 

[Cartoon] - Sewn Together

 

(Tv) spambob

 

[Movie] - Back for the Torture >

 

(Movie) Journey to the center of the sea

 

[Thread]This or that- Eat it >.>

 

[Movie] - Journey to the Center of My Ass >

 

(Movie) Meet the romulants

 

[Movie] - Polarbear Express