Wats Up Guys whos has heard of Fuck my life.com, why dont we host one here in RomUlation Ok here I Go So it was Friday before Spring break and we were at lunch rite so i was eating a taco wrap n one of my friends said your not down to throw it and I said naw ,but this other kid said you won't do it your scared. I was like shut up and check if im clear he said yes so I chunked and it hit this kid in the face lol. So I went to 5th period as usual thats when they called me down to the office saying they caught me on tape throwing the taco so now i Have to serve 4 days of ISS when I come back from Spring Break. FML
Lol ok here goes. Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML
ROFL. I prefer My Life Is Average. My case was I was walking up the stairs immitating my mum, my step dad came out of the bathroom stark naked to suprise her but instead saw me, his ball sack was level with my eye sight...
lol my turn. Today when I was playing basketball I shot the ball but at the same time tripped and when I was getting up the ball came back n hit me in the face. FML
So today I was playing Heart gold for like 10 min. Then i decided to save but it froze rite when it said do you want to overight this data so i turned it back on and I lost my save data. Nooooooo I had a Fn Poliwrath. FML
My life is and always has been just below average... Because I made a joke on facebook about charging people for lifts in my car anywhere ($50AUS) and due to the way some of the comments went (and a good friend just speaking her mind) I now lost (or lost our closeness to) my little emo friend Sure people are actually dying around her, but that ain't no excuse to react to me charging a ridiculous price (the price was a message-NO LIFTS unless your an idiot) and then blast me just because I had to common decency to block you on msn to remind me not to bother you when your in such a crappy mood. I'd say "FML" here but a session of resident evil 5 cleared my mind straight after 3 hours of "F*** OFF RAAAAAA", so meh
i am gonna go again ok here goes. Today, I was supposed to wake up at 7:30AM to get to class on time. I'd set three different alarm clocks last night to ensure my waking up on time. When I woke up, I woke up naturally, refreshed, and quite surprised to be awake without the aid of alarms. The clock beside my bed, however, said it was 3:00PM. FML
