Flame War!

Hello! This is my first (Fail) Attempt at a forum game! Well, this is how it works. You pretty much flame the above post! Why? I don't know, pent up rage, the post was just waaay too dumb? Lots of smart people will have tight knit posts... so it'll be a challenge to flame that, so if you have no idea, just post a noobworthy and easily flamed post, just so the next poster can flame that.

Rules
Well, I guess that this kinda goes against the whole Forum Rules... so... Stick to the Forum rules, but, when flaming, don't be an asswipe, don't spam... ETC.

When posting, make sure that you don't mean it, or whatnot, so the poster above doesn't get offended and stuff. I don't wanna be held for posting this and stuff.

If this does go out of hand, then you mods and stuff can take it down.

Massive wall of text alert?

Mhh... I think thats it! Lets start!!!

Hello! I think, honestly, in my opinion, Twilight is underrated, and way too much people are hating on it. Its a good piece of literature, and each sentence is crafted with love and care. The characters are also VERY well developed, and will make the most reluctant person want to start reading. The movie is also very well directed. The characters fit the description in the story very well, and it was almost like... they were born JUST to make that movie! Most other books and movie do not have these criteria so... That is why Twilight is so great!
(PS! I LOOOVEE!!!!!!! JACOB!!! EEEEK!!!) ​

Ugh... I feel like barfing... -BLARRGG- (hf flaming.)