Fireman Sam or Arson Sam (Which one would you rather meet?)

Here is a thread to dicuss about Fireman Sam and Arson Sam. Who would you rather meet? Someone who likes cash and whores or someone who doesn't swear and does the oposite to Arsonists?

 

What about Fire Marshall Bill!?

http://worldsfunniestvideo.blogspot.com/2007/03/best-of-fire-marshall-bill.html

 

I like the Arson sam theme tune because it's quite different to the original and it''s not for babies! lol.

The lyrics are:

1. When you hear that fire bell chime.
Arson Sam's commiting crimes!
All he needs petrol and a match.
The police find him hard to catch!

CHORUS

He's always starting fires, Arson Sam!
As he slashes police tyres!
Arson Sam you cannot ingore,
Sam likes cash and whores!

2. Cruzing down the busy street.
Scaring people that he meets.
If someone ripped and killed ya Gran!
It was probably Arson Sam!

CHORUS
He's always starting fires, Arson Sam!
And he slashes police tyres!
Arson Sam you cannot ingore
Sam likes cash and whores!

 

...I have no idea who those 2 are...but..

Wish I met one as nice as him.

Normally they are-but the few I served in fast food...expected free meals-and my boss wouldn't allow-so I get the blame


...and who'd want to meet an arsonist anyway?

 

No one wouldn't because they are fire starters!