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Filipino Pick-up lines :D

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by PrettyGirl16, May 31, 2012.

  1. PrettyGirl16

    PrettyGirl16 Member

    Post any Pick-up lines here :D

    For example:

    Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type ;D

    Even if it's corny it's ok, LOL ;)
     
    PrettyGirl16, May 31, 2012
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  2. Gregar7777

    Gregar7777 Active Member

    Just...No.
     
    Gregar7777, May 31, 2012
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  3. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    This forum is English only, sorry.
     
    athemoe, May 31, 2012
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  4. Joben_

    Joben_ Well-Known Member

    What does that translate to?

    A girl I knew loved "I'm a bee, can I be your honey", but I don't remember how to say it in tagalog.
     
    Joben_, May 31, 2012
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  5. CoolKill3r

    CoolKill3r Well-Known Member

    Least its a girl?
     
    CoolKill3r, May 31, 2012
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  6. Soluri

    Soluri Well-Known Member

    lol PrettyGirl. What a name.
     
    Soluri, May 31, 2012
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  7. CoolKill3r

    CoolKill3r Well-Known Member

    ^ best Pick-up line so far...
     
    CoolKill3r, May 31, 2012
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  8. alexong96

    alexong96 Well-Known Member

    "Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type"

    I can't seriously think how THAT would work on a girl. :|
    Yet for some reason, it does.
     
    alexong96, May 31, 2012
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  9. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    there's 206 bones in your body, would you like another one?
     
    nex26, May 31, 2012
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  10. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

    It worked once
     
    Suiseiseki, May 31, 2012
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  11. Soluri

    Soluri Well-Known Member

    'Do you have a boyfriend?' 'No.' 'Want one?'

    And of course:
    'Wow, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?'
     
    Soluri, May 31, 2012
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  12. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
     
    athemoe, May 31, 2012
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  13. CoolKill3r

    CoolKill3r Well-Known Member

    "Hey i'm bob"

    ^ gives you all the girls.
     
    CoolKill3r, Jun 1, 2012
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  14. version3

    version3 Is actually KappaMikey in the internet

    I really don't want to post in this thread, but goddamn it, here I go.

    "Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."

    Cheese everywhere.
     
    version3, Jun 1, 2012
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  15. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    My mere presence turns all the chicks on.
     
    Stanley Richards, Jun 1, 2012
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  16. Myxa

    Myxa New Member

    i didn't realize my life wasn't complete till i met you.
     
    Myxa, Jun 2, 2012
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  17. doommaker

    doommaker Guest

    did you fall on your face when you fell from heaven (doubles as a diss xD)
     
    doommaker, Jun 3, 2012
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  18. Myxa

    Myxa New Member

    "excuse me, but are you Maria?
    (if no)
    she reply"uhh no sorry'

    "o! no im sorry, i mistook you for the model Maria"

    she replies "you mistook me for a model?"*blush*

    *ya...but wait...on second thought, you two are different, i think you look alot more cuter/sexier!'

    (if yes)
    she replies "uhh do i know you?"

    "its me (insert your name here), from middle school!"

    she replies "sorry i think you mistook me from someone else!"

    "o really! damn and here i thought i could get a chance to ask out my old middle school crush"

    she replies :"you mistook me for your crush?"(most likely shes just stay silent in awkwardness)

    "well you two kinda look alike, i mean it was a long time ago, and you happened to have the same name...but i think you look alot more prettier than i remember. maybe i should buy you lunch as an apology.
     
    Myxa, Jun 3, 2012
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