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Fairy Tale Heroes with Brains

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Jun 3, 2008.

  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    OK, here I am again with a totally random topic:

    "Which Fairy Tale Hero/es or main character/s is the smartest, brainiest, craftiest, most cunning, wisest & over all most intelligent of them all?"

    So far I could think of:

    1. Puss in boots
    2. The Pig who built the house of bricks
    3. The Tailors in "The Emperor's New Clothes"
    4. The Braman Musicians
    5. Jack from "Jack in the Beanstalk"
    6. Hansel
    7. The Tailor in "Seven in one blow"

    I know there are a few more but these are the ones I quickly remembered, so if you would like to add a few more, just post them here. Just make sure they're from Classic Children's Fairy Tales like from the Brothers Grimm & such.

    I also intended to post a "The most Intelligent Fairy Tale Villain" Thread, but I first want to test this one out, in case this one caves. ;D

    I also wanted to add a Poll to this, but as I remembered, the Admins disabled the polls when to many people made random polls, so if you do want a poll for this, post it as well. :)

    Of the seven I mentioned so far, my vote goes for the Tailor in "Seven in one blow", although he exaggerated the fact that it was seven flies he killed in one blow & then finds himself in a lot of sticky situations because of it, he still finds ways to turn the tides in his favor. ;D
     
  2. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    You should include Shrek, he's a modern fairy tale >.>

    anyways, I vote for...

    All of them, I can't really remember the good stuff, I only remember mistakes..., but Puss gets my vote
     
  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I know a lot of people liked Shrek but me, no :p Yeah it's hilarious & all but too much that for me it was too idiotic. My friends literally dragged me to see the first one, I sat through it & found myself wanting to refund my Php75.00 Pesos, really I didn't enjoy it, it was idiotic & retarded, well for me that is.
     
  4. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    You're lucky, over here, it's either Php95.00- Php120.00

    Sm Molino, and MOA >.>

    I personally like shrek :)
     
  5. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    Shrek is funny XD
     
  6. sir spamalot

    sir spamalot Well-Known Member

    technically there arn't a lot of clever fairy tale heroes, red riding hood was pants on head retarded ("my, what big teeth you have" - its not your granny, fool it's a friggin wolf)

    the prince who kissed the dead snow white should be arrested for necrophilia, so should a lot of "hero princes"

    cinderella's prince must have left his contact lenses at home if he even considered the butt ugly step sisters to have been the pretty girl he danced with

    the idiot who climed up rapunsels hair couldn't even tell it was a witch screaming down at him when the witch cut off rapunsels hair - he climed up anyway and got his eyes gouged out.
     
  7. CloudBoii12

    CloudBoii12 Well-Known Member

    lol
    i hate fairytales
    they all have happy endings
    cant someone DIE
    and i mean FOREVER!?
    gosh, is it so much to ask for/........





    *yes :)*
     
  8. gryphoondawn

    gryphoondawn Well-Known Member

    Bugs Bunny ;D
     
  9. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    WTF!? Bugs Bunny!?
     
  10. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    I dont think Jack from "Jack in the Beanstalk" have brain, i mean he traded a cow for some magic beans.....come on, cow for some unproven magic beans....
     
  11. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    But he did outwit the giant, stealing the giants magic harp & goose ;D
     
  12. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    in some version he get capture by the giant everytime....and then the giant's wife feel sorry for him and let him go.... it doesnt mean he have brain....

    but its pretty dump for someone how traded a cow for magic bean.....so he doesnt have a brain.