sits down next to a brunette. 10 o'clock news comes on, a guy's about to jump off a building. Brunette turns to the dumb blonde and says, "bet you $10 he jumps." Dumb blonde says, "alright, i'll take that bet" and right when she slams down her money on the bar, he jumps. Brunette turns back to the blonde, "I can't take your money, I admit, I saw it on the 5 o'clock news." Dumb blonde responds, "I admit, I did too, I just didn't think he'd do it again."
hahahaha a dumb blonde is driving to disneyland she see's a sign and it says Disneyland Left <-- so the dumb blonde went home
I might as welll add some from the book I have... "What is the definition of eternity?" 4 blondes at a 4 way intersection. I have many many more-318 pages of random jokes-40 of those blonde jokes
There's already a blonde joke thread but because we haven't had a jokes thread in a long time i'll not lock it unless i'll have to.
How do you get a blonde to think? Put them in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner. stupid but a blonde joke nonetheless.
A blond who is having a money problem is walking around a park with lot's of children playing she is thinking what she should do when sudennly she gets an idea she kidnap's a child and writes a note on him saying i'v kidnaped your child bring 10,000 bucks to the park tomorrow from a blond and she send's him home the next day she see's a paper bag on a bench containing 10,000 bucks and a note saying HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A FELLOW BLOND! from a blond
An amateur ventriloquist gets up on the stage at a local comedy club and begins his routine. He does the basics; The puppet talks while he's drinking water, throws his voice to sound like someone is offstage, and then he tells some Dumb Blonde jokes. A blonde in the crowd gets up and starts to verbally accost him. "How dare you judge us because of the color of our hair! That's almost as bad as slavery! I'll have you know that I have two college degrees and can speak another language!" the blonde shouts to the stage. Embarrised, the Ventriloquist stands up and starts appologizing to her, but she cuts him off. "Sir you stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your knee!"
Ok I got one.... A blonde walks into a store. She points and asks one of the workers how much that TV cost. The worker tells her that hes not allowed to sell stuff to blondes. The blonde goes home and puts on a brunet wig and went back to the same store. She asked a the same worker how much the TV cost and got the same reply. So she went back home to put on different clothes, wore different makeup, and a new wig. She went back a third time to the same store and walked up to the same worker and asked the same question hoping for a different reply. The worker told her for the last time he wasnt allowed to sell anything to blonds. The blond got mad and yelled "WHY THE HELL NOT!?!?" The worker said "The thing your ponting to is a microwave, not a TV...."
