Die...

So you die, nice right?
Well tell us how...

I died in front of my computer (heart attack) and had a porno tab open, wondering what the folks said once my roommate told them :3
I'm kinda' sure this is gonna die fast, but what the hay...

 

Leave it to you to come up with these crazy-ass topics.xP

I died from watching Seizure-ific Youtube vids.

 

We had topics like this before but it was ethier we choose your death or you choose my specific death (yup, gimme an object and it'd kill me)

I die from a beating thanks to replying to this topic

 

lol, well romulation seems kinda slow nowadays so gotta work that noggin xD
well there is that athemoe new topic though...

i die outta shock cause somebody replied to my idiotic topic XD

 

Ah, my death was pure stupidity. I got caught in a super bowl arguement when I told two jackwagons Shut the *BLEEP* up, it's just a game. *knife to the face*

 

I die because I tried to walk an old lady across the street and she tried to swallow me whole...never doing that again..

 

Hell, I died cause M. Bison Yeshed me into oblivion. But he's still a badass so I'm not gonna ramble.

 

A mob of lactose intolerant people killed me because I mentioned milk..

 

I died driving a segway near a cliff.
Dangerous, do not try it.

 

Died when I got trampled for taking the last drumstick at a meat lovers convention.

 

YESH!
YESH!

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I died because I had a watch on that was also a bomb and failed to find the switch to stop it in the next room(999 ftw)

 

Spoiler: Rated R or something

I died because a monster grabbed me, threw me into space as I landed on a planet, it crashed down as it threw me onto the floor untill it grabbed me, it put me in its mouth already digesting me a bit, but it pulls me up to its teeth, causing me to lose my arms as I scream in pain as blood gushes out splatting all over the flooring, afterwhich it puts me back in its mouth, finishing me off by eatting of my torso as it throws my remaining legs onto the floor as the last of my red blood spills onto the floor.

I'm just spoilering in JUST INCASE

 

i died eating a really sharp dorito

 

I die from potato shooting me.

 

I assume this is how hell will work for me too

 

I died from reading all these stupid games threads

 

i died willingly because no one posts anything interesting anymore...this is why this was made, kinda bringing the fire back into romu.
a spark...

 

I died because I saw thatonemexicanguy just came online

 

It is my birthday today why just this topic....

 

I died trying to get Jonez001 a birthday present.