Destroy the poster above you...

This is a little thread I have made so that forumgoers can take out their fury against each other using an infinite and diverse arsenal of weapons and abilities, using of course each poster's infinite imaginations.

Use the following format:
(enter poster's username) - (any synonym of the word 'destroy") - the above using (chosen weapon).

Or, preferably, make up your own.

Happy warring!

 

*kills above poster with excessive hugging*

 

Destroys the user above using a few icicle bombs crafted by the Pengu Crew.

 

*kills above poster by summoning up an army off pissed off undead*

 

Licks above poster's face until he commits suicide.

 

eat the above poster

 

*revives everyone above, then eats their souls ^.^*

 

...there are a few threads simerlar to this...oh well.

[me=hYpNoS]shoves a balloon filled with acid down corprlfish's throat and waits until it pops[/me]

 

*uses necromancer magic to increase the speed that hypnoses flesh rots by 50x*

 

[me=hYpNoS]eats corprlfish as a newly created zombie[/me]

 

*eats hypnoses insides*

 

push a big bolder on the person above me.

 

*summons an undead monkey onto the person above me.... Those things can really fuck things up *

 

i already have one in side me ;D

*i pull out the BFG and use it on the poster above me*

 

I can't die, I'm a necromancer...
*Summons a bone dragon onto above poster*

 

throws cross at corpl thus killing them with holy ju juj powers like tak XD

 

I'm not demonic >.>
*kills above poster with a frozen chicken*

 

*use flamethrower on the poster above me*

 

*uses fire extinguisher on above poster*

 

*eat the fire extinguisher then burp in the face of the poster above*