Death Note

Inspired by the manga/anime/supposed upcoming 2011 WB film, let's try it as a dark forum game.

Choose how the previous poster will die.

Like the manga, the death note is writen as follows; name, cause of death, then exactly how they died. Obviously thinking of the victim's face doesn't apply on an annonymous forum

Example:

John Doe

Impalement

Died after downloading Pokemon Black, and yelling on forums "AP FIX NOW!!!1", impaled by an ESA ninja.

Let's see what sick crap you guys come up with.

 

king cookie burnt to death intense rays from the sun

 

the solar nominee

hara-kiri

sword becomes alive and slices him up thusly.

 

Solar, I think you missed this part.

Personuser.

Death by Mario.

For having a Sonic avatar.

 

then i guess i will quote cookie

 

solar nominee

giant palm

facepalmed for copypasta.

 

personuser crappy game died from sonic 3d blast 5

 

Solar.
Depression.
Died from sadness over always losing the hill to King Cookie.

 

cookie

vore

died when crystal decided that if she couldn't finish her sammich she'd have something else.

 

personuser died from shadow shadow breaks out of anger management and kills you with his tommy gun

 

solar

death by burn

got falcon paunched into the sun

 

Personuser

will die by invisible blowjob from S.I.R

 

Wow, kinky aren't we?
Previous poster will die in a garden of beautiful roses, that happen to be cannibalistic.

 

O_O

Dedboy

Disintegration

Will encounter aliens and tell them "hello". "Hello", of course, in their language, means "I raped your dead mother's corpses and will shoot your wives"

 

Personuser

will die by a mysterious accident,
and his killer gets a case in Miles Edgeworth investigations 2

 

Athemoe

Death by waterboarding.

 

Cor

Death by Audial Penetration

Had jury duty for a case with Mr Phoenix Wright as Defense and Mr Miles Edgeworth as Prosecution.

 

personuser

Death by stupidity
Tried to kill The solar nominee but was brutally cut to death

 

the solar nominee

Skin Caner. 10/10/10

 

Hobo-Dood

Will be tormented and die with a spoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-faa56l-s