Anyone heard of the manga Death Note? It isn't my favorite, but it had a cool story. Don't read unless you don't really care about the manga, or have seen it before. Spoiler A person named light finds a death note, dropped by a demon, which has the power to kill people anyway they like, just by writing the name in the book. Light uses this book for his good, and kills criminals all over the world, attempting to create the perfect universe. Yet one dude, only spoken of as L, part of the police, attempts to investigate Light, or his nickname 'Kira', which literally means killer in Romaji. there are also many others in possesion of the Death Notes, but that is sort of detail, not the main plot. Eventually, L dies from Light's Death Note , and since Light has helped the police multiple times, he becomes The New L, and he can now lead the police in circles to keep him from being discovered. Eventually, he blows his cover, and asks the demon to help him, yet the demon writes Light's name in the Death Note, and he dies, ending the series. The Rules: Come up with one persons name, anyone, and come up with the reason of why he/she dies, and how he/she dies. This cannot be sexist, racist, prejudice, overly discriminative of ones tradition, or cause flame wars, it is meant to joke around. The death has to be interesting, not like, "Oh he got tripped on a crack and fell and died." This can also refer to the TV show "1000 Ways to Die", if you wish. Nick (my brother) - reason for death: He is moronic, since apparently retarded is politically incorrect. Plain and simple. How he dies: He slips on a puddle of grease, falls on a cucumber, chokes on it, attempts to stand up again, and slips one more time and gets impaled by a bucket.
Mikeac - Reason because he made this game. Wanted to see how long he can last in this game but dies sooner then he expected. Died by a megaflare and then with a uppercut!
EXF-E (EX-friend-I'm not saying what the E stands for ) Reason-For suddenly turning their back on me. Method of death-For a satellite to suddenly drop from the sky, possibly taking out all the weed dealers in the general area. I'd change that to "moron" if I was you, I know some retards thank you very much. Brothers can't be judge if they are actually retards... I just accelerated that.
serbahamut- reason: he killed me. How he dies: I am really a vampire, so I come back alive and suck all the dragon blood out of his avatar, become a dragon, than burn his face off.
I'm a Esper so I can't die. Kill Bellsarc and rekill Mikeac because my Megaflare hit all enemies and all skin/bones are obliterated. Overkill!
hYpNoS, I know some retards also. I'm in student council (I'm not that much of a dork, but I'm not a douche), I work around them. myself for insulting my brother. A knife gets flung towards my butt, pierces it, and drains my brains.
mikeac Jumps out of a building and is run over by a cougar in a hotrod, who proceeds to give him CPR in a desperate attempt to save his life. THIS IS WHY HE MUST DIE
George W. Bush Reason: You should know why Cause: kidnapped buttraped tortured and killed by electrocution with jumper cables and a car battery
Thanks for this thread mikeac, finally a way to let out some steam Names: EvilHero (other name kamuixtv999), Ang3lM3l0dy & YagatamOlag Reason: You guys are all over the top sick weabos who've lost touch of reality Manner of Death: Being infected by the plague Name: Susan S. Reason: You're a sick, two timing, whore Manner of Death: Being eaten by a school of Piranhas. Name: Ralph S. Reason: You're a total bore Manner of Death: Being rammed by a bus Again, thank you mikeac for this awesome thread, too bad it ain't real though EDIT - Addendum: These are NOT, I repeat NOT RomUlation.net users/members. These are people I know & absolutely abhor in real life.
name: Phil Brown reason: for getting Hull city relegated from the premier league manner of death: Trampled to death by 25000 angry Hull city fans
