Corrupt a Wish Game!!!

This is a very fun game called Corrupt a Wish! What you do is make a wish, and the next person corrupts it, then makes a wish! Corrupt, as in grant them their wish, but make a twist that makes it bad. If you are too incredibly uncreative to find a twist, either leave the wish be, or put "Wish not granted" then your wish.

For example:
Bob: I wish for a dog
Jim: Granted, but he's rabbid. I wish for one million dollars.
Kerry: Granted, but the police are after you and will kill you. I wish for a wish.
Bob: Wish not granted... etc...

I'll start. I wish I can fly.

 

Granted, but identical thread already exists here in Jokes & Random somewhere.

 

Granted, your wings are rotting and they will only last 1 more day. I wish I had a pony

 

granted, here's your pony

i wish i could buy xbox games nearby

 

Hmm, I couldn't find one before I made this :/

Granted, but they all cost $300.
I wish that I have horns from my head that DON'T grow...

 

Here it is.
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=1136.msg7300#msg7300

Granted, but they are pink and so heavy you can't walk.

I wish games were cheaper.

 

granted, But then consoles get fifteen times more expensive.

I wish that this wish can never be corrupted and that the next poster can corrupt this wish

 

Oops. Sorry.

Granted, but by default, your wish is invalid.
I wish that I couldn't feel physical pain.

 

granted. You just became EMO
i wish ...

 

Granted, but you lose your head thinking.

I wish to be Smarter Than a Fifth Grader!

 

Granted, but that was really dumb fifth grader.

I wish to know japanese...

 

Granted, but you can not learn Chinese anymore!

I wish I had a DSi XL.

 

granted but your tralalala is XS size now

i wish i had a Ferrari

 

Granted, but it's the size of your tralalala ...

I wish I know how to speak every language.

 

granted, but everyone else only speaks in tongues now.


I wish I had a 12 foot by 20 foot bed

 

Granted, but the bed is made of real human feet (unless you have a foot fetish, then they're made of some other human body part).
I wish people realized Tim Burton's visual talents.

 

Granted, but then he had sex with Johny Deep on live tv.

I wish the dishes washed themselves. -.-

 

Granted but there on strike

I wish I could have more wishes

 

Granted, you have -100 wishes
i wish i could get an armor for my size

 

Granted but it has no but

i wish i could get a three legged dog