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computer joke....

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Archknight627, Oct 17, 2009.

  1. Archknight627

    Archknight627 New Member

    :-\No, Windows is not a virus. ;) Here's what viruses do:

    1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

    2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

    3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

    4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

    5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

    Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

    So Windows is not a virus.

    It's a bug ;D.
     
  2. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    Yay! Good to know! Until the Trojan Hoses on my PC (they are there already...) are gone crazy...
     
  3. miros

    miros Well-Known Member

    Those are a few reasons why I will never own a computer running Windows as it's only OS. I will occasionally use Parallels on my Macbook to run XP for certain applications that are not available for Leopard.
    miros