Company Of Crazy Kings

As some of you may already know, I'm part of a (not-so)-secret company known as the Company Of Crazy Kings. I'm the co-leader of this amazing guild of amazingly crazy kings, and we have planned an invasion against you foul and insolent creatures known as human beings. You can either give us all your gold or watch helplessly as your planet is destroyed by a floating dildo in the sky. You have four days to respond to this threat. Good day.

 

I don't want to die D:! ...But the second option is tempting.

 

You spelt Kompany and Krazy wrong.

 

i c wut u did thar but no, it's spelled correctly.

 

Oh... oh yeah?

 

Yeah.

 

Yeah... well, your face.

 

is this the bastard child of lkism, but the child no one actually wants so it gets locked in the basement and is forced to live on dead rats and rain water?

not awesome enough, not even close

 

LKism has nothing to do with the Company Of Crazy Kings. We are in a league of our own. my kind will show themselves in due time.

 

I wonder why aliens or whatever you guys are need gold.

 

Name reminds me of some sort of children's book. Lame.

 

I have found your leader and am now holding him hostage!
Pics for truth:

 

Little King's Story ftw!
Great game, great game.

 

... So ... another lame topic ...?

 

I'm 69 and what's this?