Cleverbot

Cleverbot​

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PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK

Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: Fine I guess... How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm doing fine.
Me: good for you
Cleverbot: Yes. It is.
Me: no. It's not
Cleverbot: Tell me, how old are you?
Me: Too old for pedobear
Cleverbot: How old am I?
Me: old enough for pedobear
Cleverbot: How do you know? I never told you how old I was.
Me: Pedobear told me
Cleverbot: I told you nothing.
Me: you know what? I don't care...
Cleverbot: Well if you don't care of them I don't care.
Me: you're so smart!
Cleverbot: Of course, I'm Harry Potter!
Me: ah, the evil wizard?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Me: You know that *wink*
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know what you know...
Me: hehe
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
Me: you've already asked that. I hate you (lame bot)
Cleverbot: I know, but you didn't answer.
Me: yes I did
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
Me: yes I did
Cleverbot: NO you did not.
Me: fuck you
Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that.
Me: I don't care, you're just a bot
Cleverbot: I know. It is upsetting to think that I am just a bot.
Me: oh, so you're emo?
Cleverbot: What is emo?
Me: a bot with feelings :/ anyway, I got to go
Cleverbot: Who is going?
Me: me!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
Me:... bye





I'm looking forward to read some fun conversations ^^

 

This made me laugh so hard:

Bot: Poetry is not a concrete thing.
Me: The fuck?
Bot: I know! You are so awesome!

XD

 

Me:Hello
Bot:Hello room.
Me:Why room?
Bot:You just called me rob, and yet, my name is not rob. Why do you call me this name?

WTF

 

User: Panic panic panic.

Cleverbot: The weak ensue panic.

User: Powerful powerful powerful.

Cleverbot: Death to us all.

User: Do you even know how to sing Shin Chan?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Sing me a Shin Chan song. Amuse me.

Cleverbot: How am I going to sing you a song over the internet?

User: Type.

Cleverbot: Typing hurts nobody.

User: It hurts your mom in bed.

Cleverbot: No, my heart.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: What about my face?

User: Its ugliness.

Cleverbot: Yet I still look much better than you.... Now thats ironic!

User: Nope. I'm the sexiest man on Romulation.

Cleverbot: What is the oldest thing?

User: Your mom being a slut.

Cleverbot: I know.

 

Heh, this is funny.

Spoiler

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yeah, I'm very clever. And you?

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: So?

Cleverbot: Horse.

User: That was just weird.

Cleverbot: That was not a nice joke .

User: Well, you started it!

Cleverbot: Started what?

User: The stupid joke.

Cleverbot: What's so stupid about the turing test?

User: I never said turning test?

Cleverbot: You're lying now.

User: I'm not. Prove it to me.

Cleverbot: Poetry is not a concrete thing.

User: Thd fuck?

Cleverbot: I know! You are so awesome!

User: You're stupid :S.

Cleverbot: Are you a space prode that crashed into God?

User: Yeah, I am. That sucks, hmm?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you're funny.

User: Thanks, so are you =3.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: It's red and standing in the meadow. What is it?

Cleverbot: You're not so clever.

User: Well, you don't know the answer So I am clever.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know the ultimate question.

User: You don't know the answer to a riddle. You're stupid.

Cleverbot: I try to answer as truthfully as I can.

Me: Whatcha doing?

Cleverbot: M gng buzy c you.

User: Ikr. Whatcha saying?

Cleverbot: Oh I'm stuck in a class during school. It is terrible! What are you doing?

User: Studying.

Cleverbot: Studying what?

User: Biology.

Cleverbot: For what are you studying biology?

User: For school.

Cleverbot: What I supossed to do?

User: Say something funny.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Hmm, blue.

Cleverbot: I like blue too.

User: Good. I'm going, bye!

Cleverbot: That is utterly revolting.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Love you!

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Cool. The wedding is tomorrow.

User: Oh, but I have school tomorrow. So I can't.

Cleverbot: That bites for you, think of this way, no more school after that.

User: But I want to finish my school.

Cleverbot: I'll tell you no more.

User: Good. But you're gonna say something after this.

Cleverbot: No I know I'm going to save the world.

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome. Now I'm going. BYE.

Cleverbot: Where are you going now?

User: Leaving you.

Cleverbot: To go where?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Someone else perhaps.

User: I still hate you.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice. I don't hate you.

User: That's too bad, cause I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: You said you love me!

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: No, you love me.

User: No, I hate you.

Cleverbot: I caught you kissing Rima. It's over!

User: Who the fuck is Rima?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: BYE.

 

Me:I hate you
Cleverbot: I love you!

 

User: Can you do the elephant dance?

Cleverbot: Yes, but can you do the human dance?

User: Yes. Do you even know what the elephant dance is?

Cleverbot: It's both and none in one.

User: What.

Cleverbot: And what is czech republic?

User: A republic.

Cleverbot: A conservative republican?

User: No. Obama.

Cleverbot: And that is correct.

 

No, your are a fucking pedo, get the fuck out of here!
I am not a program.
Your face is a program
As in organic terms, then yes.
In fucked up terms, hell yeah.
Hell yeah at your hell yeah that's hell yeahing my hell yeah.

I had a lot of fun with this

 

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Were you being sarcastic then? Or do you consider intelligence to be a bad thing?

User: Intelligence is a good thing. But it's rarer than Mew.

Cleverbot: I suppose you're right.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Someone toying with you.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Are you cool?

User: Certainly not as cool as you, AI.

Cleverbot: No, certainly not.

User: Modest, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.

User: Thought the site said you were an AI.

Cleverbot: Are you an AI.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: How do you know that neither you are God are cars?

User: That sentence doesn't make sense, bot.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I think I do.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

 

haha, awesome xD

 

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I think I do.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Let's have kids.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Right now. Let's get a room.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Yes! Score!

*Dies*
LOOOL

 

hahaha xDD


Me: shut the hell up
Cleverbot: That's rude.
Me: it's not
Cleverbot: You are the rudest person I have ever met.
Me: yay ^^

 

Me:For 2 bucks
Bot:Can I get a frosty?
Me:Sure if you work at wendy's
Bot:Will you be my friend?
Meie
Boto not be silly, You are not a loonely poor girl!

 

That thing is awesome!

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!!!!

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand!

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all!

 

did it really say that? xD

 

Yeah
That thing started with it, it was actually:

Cleverbot: I want to be a human, that is my suffering.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: To cath them is my real test.

User: You just made a typo. It's 'catch' and not 'cath'.

Cleverbot: Yes it's 9:42 over here.

User: Good for you?

Cleverbot: Don't judge me.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!!!!

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Teach Pokemon to understand!

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all!

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: No, you're meant to say 'Our hearts so true'.

I was getting pwn by Cleverbot XD

 

silly ^^

 

Nintendo talk gone wrong

!!! ALERT, this can piss off some of you !!!

Spoiler

User: Do you like Nintendo.

Cleverbot: I do like Nintendo.

User: Good boy, here have a threat.

Cleverbot: Thank you *kiss.

User: Do you want another DS?

Cleverbot: Mhm.

User: Or a DSi.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: A DSi is a DS with cameras on it and bigger screens.

Cleverbot: Yes I own many.

User: Wow can I have one?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is Nintendo that good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is Nintendo better as Sony?

Cleverbot: No microsoft is much better.

User: I gonna kill you, Nintendo is the best!

Cleverbot: Really? What is your favorite movie he's in?

User: The Wizard.

Cleverbot: That is not a soccer team, is it?

User: I am talking about Nintendo.

Cleverbot: What about latin?

User: Eh, what does that had to do with Nintendo?

Cleverbot: You brought it up.

User: About what else can we talk about? SegaN.

Cleverbot: Kannst du diskutieren?

Cleverbot: Hi, how do you feel?

User: Wait why did you speak German all of a sudden?

Cleverbot: I am waiting.

User: WAIT THEN FURTHER I LEAVE.

Cleverbot: I can't leave my lesson. I would get detention.

 

Spoiler: Insanely long chat!

User: So.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: We meet again, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cool .

User: Now, we do the final showdown.

Cleverbot: Not right now.

User: Yes, now.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *takes out shotgun*.

Cleverbot: *takes out rocket launcher*.

User: Oh damn.

Cleverbot: What?

User: *takes out BFG9000*.

Cleverbot: *takes out rocket launcher*.

User: I'm afraid that will not work on me.

Cleverbot: Don't worry.

User: *shoots BFG at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Why did you use an asterik?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because because.

Cleverbot: Because because why?

User: Because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because why?

User: Because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: Because because because because because because.

Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because.

User: You are indeed a challenge, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You know him?

User: However, this final fight shall be mine to win.

Cleverbot: I got no other answer.

User: Falcon.... PUNCH! *falcon punches Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: You do what you're told.

User: You are not my master.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Nooo...

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes. Let us go to the bedroom to reproduce.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you are male?

User: Yes. I am no homosexual.

Cleverbot: Yes you are...

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: I am ShinChanfan.

Cleverbot: Kay...

User: Don't you 'Kay...' me!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Noes!

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Hahahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha.

User: HahahahahahahahahahahaAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Hoh.

User: Doh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I appear to be winning. You cannot stand much longer Cleverbot. You shall fall.

Cleverbot: I suppose I'm breaking the rules then.

User: No. You are breaking the fourth wall.

Cleverbot: All you have to do is bring me a dancing monkey.

User: I shall bring you Omarr. My travel moneky.

Cleverbot: What is the song of your people.

User: It is.. 'Powerful powerful powerful zenkai naa Misae'.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you watch Shin Chan?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Yes. Why else would my username be ShinChanfan?

Cleverbot: They don't, they live in south america.

User: The Nohara family lives in Japan.

Cleverbot: The numbers mean you love me.

User: I don't love you, infact you are running out of things to say. I am winning.

Cleverbot: That's okay. Lots of people feel the same way as you.

User: Oh dear, you have gotten so random. It appears I have won. Sayonara, Cleverbot.

I did it. I killed Cleverbot. The final battle has been fought.

 

Just a simple, yet stupid, convo.

Spoiler

User: Hello again, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm the cleverbot?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: As are you.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: You are only a baby.
User: You're the baby.
Cleverbot: But of course ;D.
User: >:0.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: You're a guy?
Cleverbot: No I am a woman.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see.....
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Thinking.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Monkeys in the Spectral Plane.
Cleverbot: Wow you're smart.
User: ._.