Classic yo momma~

okay...
i searched yo momma and nothing came up.....
so heres a yo momma game~
dont do anything to kill the rules....
.....
0.o
this just keeps on going...
no winning....
random....
ill start off then....
Yo Momma so fat, when she wore high heels, they turned into flip-flops
wait wait wait....
i got something when i searched again....
but that thread died...
so heres a new one~!

 

yo momma so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck

 

yo momma is so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she brought a bowl and spoon!

 

yo momma so damn stupid, she thought OJ Simpson was a brand of orange juice

 

Yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket starved to death

 

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

 

Yo momma so fat when she put on a raincoat people started yelling "TAXI!"

 

Yo momma's so old it's powdered milk that comes out from her nipples.

 

Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
(mooning :flashing of bottom to people..?)

 

Yo momma's so old her last name is Link and her first is Missing.

 

yo momma's so fat and old i can tell wrinkle and fat apart.

 

Yo momma's so fat that when she sat on a beach greenpeace came and pushed her in

 

lol? can i post positif? liek yo momma is so nice she gave me pie to eat =p

 

thats nice of her and what do you mean by lol?

 

i mean that should i laugh bout the previous posts?

 

oh ok

 

Yo momma is so fat, that when she was in school, she was sitting next to everybody

 

yo momma is so old, she next to jesus in third grade.

 

yo momma so skinny she got stuck in a crack

 

Yo momma so fat, when she turned around, tomorrow came.