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Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by GameFreak99, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. GameFreak99

    GameFreak99 Active Member

    We celebrated the birthday of a very famous actor on the 10th of March 8).

    Post a joke about him to show your celebration as well!

    All Chuck Norris jokes are welcome but remember, PG-13!!!
     
    GameFreak99, Mar 11, 2010
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  2. zerobahamut

    zerobahamut Well-Known Member

    Uh.... Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land. :) (I don't get it)
     
    zerobahamut, Mar 11, 2010
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  3. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    God said 'let there be light' and chuck norris said 'say please'
     
    trimbletown, Mar 11, 2010
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  4. nitemarezero147

    nitemarezero147 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero
     
    nitemarezero147, Mar 11, 2010
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  5. sylky0604

    sylky0604 Well-Known Member

    http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=12070.msg131001#msg131001
     
    sylky0604, Mar 11, 2010
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  6. 19skyblue93

    19skyblue93 New Member

    chuck norris had sex with a truck and gave birth to optimus prime :p

    chuck norris can make apple juice out of oranges :p
     
    19skyblue93, Mar 11, 2010
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  7. joelogs

    joelogs Well-Known Member

    when chuck norris does a push ups, he actually pushes the world ;D hahah
     
    joelogs, Mar 11, 2010
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