Chickenpox

Pros: I can stay out of school for two weeks. I can relax.
+6 points

Cons: One week of the two I'm out of school is during spring break, so time is wasted. Itchy.
-4 points

The pros outweigh the cons so...

"Yay," I have chickenpox?

 

You my friend need counseling

 

you forgot to mention the shit that starts appearing all over you, so that's another -4

Hopefully you have something to keep you busy for the next couple weeks.

 

Hehe, haven't had Chickenpox yet, don't want to get it when I'm older though.

 

Careful about scaratching too much. May leave scars that will never heal

 

No offense guys but I thought you westerners have vaccines against chickenpox?

And I thought back water countries like ours are the only ones who haven't got vaccines for that, again no offense guys.

I had had chickenpox when I was 12

 

no thats the measles and mumps.

 

What? I'm not understanding waht you're saying.... You've got the measles and mumps... I know those, but what are you talking about?

 

there is no vaccine for chicken pox, its just a childhood illness. unless you an adult with it then its called shingles and can almost kill you. lucky for me i never have had chicken pox and i work with children so risk getting it all the time :'(

even if you have the vaccine for mumps you can still get it, i had mumps a couple of years ago. it was horrible my jaw was massive and it hurt like hell but at least my balls did not swell up

 

Yeah if your balls swelled you run the risk of becoming impotent

 

There is a vaccin, but usually admitted at a certain age (a vaccin is less protective than the real thing), so you can still catch it if you haven't been vaccinated.

 

I remember when I had it in 2nd grade. Itches for 2 weeks ; tough it out soldier!
Oh, and I'd like to see someone impotent with oversized testicles...

 

Hope it gets better soon... I had it back when I was younger and it sucked.

 

doesn't matter any way as i found out i got my girlfriend pregnant a couple of weeks before i got the mumps

 

You're only getting chicken pox now ?
Were you wrapped in plastic for your childhood ?

 

Yeah if I remember correctly he's still in high school, I think, but still a brilliant young mind at that

 

:-\

Have fun with that sickness!

 

Actually there is. I was vaccinated against it, but then i still got it, although it only lasted like a week and it wasn't covering much of me, just a few spots here and there. So yeah, i think the vaccine helped.

 

i had it on grade 5 it infested me in 1 week i cant go out and play cause they are teasing me because of that chickenpox but when they had it im the one who is teasing them ;D