Rule #1. Read the last post. Rule #2. Survive whatever "it" is. Rule #3. Or create "it". Let's Start So it all starts out with this stupid little kid trying to bite my kneecap off. I backslap the little punk and tell em to go home. Their mom sees me...
you get rolled by their mother and you leg it to town but suddenly you bump into the mafia and ruin their suit somehow...
The Mafia members pull out all their guns and point them at you Then you hear a strange roaring sound.
A giant purple flying monkey that somehow roars makes you take the death penalty. But then, a pikachu appears.
But before you get squashed, a guy lifted it up. He looks at you and shouted, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
the maffia is getting up end they all think : what means wrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!!??? in the time they're thinking, appears a monster!
The monster proceeds to tenticle rape the mafia. A sewer turd climbs out of the sewer and starts poking you in the face
You see a thousand hungry people running this way. You get the feeling they're staring lovingly at the monster. Leading them is the crazy chef guy from your favorite sushi bar - the one with the eyepatch. Yeah that one...Before the monster even has a chance to realize what's going on, it gets sliced and diced and totally served, rolled in nice little rice and seaweed rings with pimentos. However the sudden added weight causes the old rickety bridge you're standing on to collapse. Why were you there anyways?! Gravity takes over and you notice you're fall is aiming for a giant iron spike that just might penetrate in all the wrong ways.
