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Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris......

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by CloudBoy101, Dec 24, 2007.

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  1. CloudBoy101

    CloudBoy101 Well-Known Member

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE


    Need I say more?
     
  2. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris flavors his steak with pepper spray. Too bad he lost.
     
  3. N3M351S

    N3M351S Well-Known Member

    bruce lee will beat chuck, but Chuck will Kill Lee, Infact thats how bruce died! Chuck killed him :'(
     
  4. Solus

    Solus Well-Known Member

    Uh...that's a crap load of bull :D
     
  5. CloudBoy101

    CloudBoy101 Well-Known Member

    Actually Bruce died from a over dose of Hash.
     
  6. conjy

    conjy Well-Known Member

    Its hard to decide who would win.
    Two great fighters, probably roundhouse kick'd and punched each other at the same time and both fell. ???
     
  7. Solus

    Solus Well-Known Member

    I would think Bruce Lee will win. Heard his kicks are extremely fast and powerful that even the camera guys had to ask him to slow down cause they couldn't catch it on camera.
     
  8. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    They had the same problem with Jet Li in one of the Rush Hour films
     
  9. CloudBoy101

    CloudBoy101 Well-Known Member

    Don't you mean Jackie Chan? Anyone who knows a lot about martial arts would agree that Bruce Lee is far superior. Chuck even said it himself. Chuck was even a student of Lee's, taught him a lot of what he knows.
     
  10. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    no, Jet Li played the bad guy in one of the films.
     
  11. Solus

    Solus Well-Known Member

    Jackie Chan is not exactly a martial artist. More of a performer who worked with Samo Hung. And I think Jet Li played a bad guy in The One. Which he also played a good guy.
     
  12. CloudBoy101

    CloudBoy101 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, Jakie Chan just makes fighting look "cool". Bruce takes out guys in one hit.
     
  13. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    He's as much of a martial artist as bruce lee is; they just portray it differently in their films. I'd imagine they use different disciplines of martial arts too
     
  14. Solus

    Solus Well-Known Member

    But I would think Jet Li's standards are far better than Jackie Chan's. Jackie Chan's fights are more entertaining than portraying the martial arts styles.
     
  15. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    Bruce would kick Norris' ass.
    Now, in an all out fight: Jackie Chan vs. Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li.
     
  16. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    Motherfucking bump and a half. How long did it take you to dig up this old thing?
     
  17. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    About 30 seconds.
     
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