Brag about something.....

Brag about something you don't have

 

I have a big jewel in my bag that I stole from a museum

 

i sat on the toilet and pulled out my longest piece of bum fuzz - it was about 3 inches long, and now it's sitting on my windows sill as a reminder to all - mess with me and i'll shave my bum fuzz over your pillow ;D

 

MWAHAHA!

I have every console ever made, not!

 

I stole the eiffel tower o.o

 

i have a 9 incher...
oh are we making up bullsh*t ....
wooops ;p

 

I have one of these



actually no I dont, but I will tomorrow

 

i have that HP touchscreen PC that has absolutely NO functionality for gaming.

and the apple notebook that is so slim, it makes anorexic people just give up.
and it doesn't even have a CD drive?

 

I'm not a virgin, i'm a pimp and I like to ride all night...

 

I can eat a whole chicken in 2.3 seconds, tastes rather feathery and I feel like i'm being poked on the inside afterwards...

 

I AM THE ALMIGHTY SEPH ><




.... or not

 

I punch our country's president's face in, on a regular basis...

How I wish ;D

 

-I wouldn't mind punching Gordon Brown a couple of times ;D-

I feel the need to liek mudkipz!

 

i have seph's phone number

 

I have Seph's CELLphone number o.o

 

yea that's what i meant XD

Seph is my older Brother ZOMG

 

I bought the world on ebay for 25p (Like 50cents-ish) I'm painting it chrome ;D

 

loonylion was my College Professor

(I did had a British Professor when I was still an undergrad, he taught in my "Contemporary Poets of the 1900's class which was comprised only of three students)

 

Only 3?! Lucky you!

I helped the Mudkipz take over the world! Mudkipz "What are going to do today?" Me "We're going to do what we do everyday Mudkipz, we're going to take over the world!" Bob- "Mudkipz and the CJ,Mudkipz and the CJ, one of them is lieked and the other one's insane--" Me "I'm going to kill you Bob!"