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Best joke ever made

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by treec_cynda, Jan 9, 2011.

  1. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    Post the most hilarious joke you know of. Mine involves a fart...

    One man takes a bite out of an apple and finds it to be too sweet. So he throws it out the window.
    Another man takes a bite out of a lemon and finds it to be too sour. So he throws it out the window.
    A third man takes a bite out of the pin on a grenade. He finds it to be too hard, so he drops it.

    A minute later they are walking down the road and see a boy crying. They ask him why, and he says, "An apple fell out of the sky and killed my dog!"
    Soon, they see a girl crying. They ask her why, and she says, "A lemon fell out of the sky and killed my cat!"
    Later on, the see a man laughing his a** off. They ask him why, and he says: "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
     
  2. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Uh.....that wasn't hilarious :S
     
  3. treec_cynda

    treec_cynda Guest

    I don't get many jokes anyway...