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Bayonetta

Discussion in 'Rants' started by Conrannex, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    Bayonetta...

    This game offends me and my family greatly as a Christian. My wife and I allowed my son to purchase this game, as we did not initially know what it was like. I saw my son play and was absolutely horrified, my wife too. First of all, Bayonetta is a witch, that sues magic, so already the game promotes Satanic ideals. A witch as a hero? Using magic? The Lord God says that all forms of magic and evil and of Satan, and only God Himself can bestow power unto an individual. Anything else comes from the Devil.

    If that was not enough, the way she fights. Her attacks are immensely gorey and she uses these against angels. The Lord's heavenly Host are the villains in this game! This Bayonetta is also obviously of demonic descent, as her body does not look at all like a normal human woman, but instead she has inhumanly long legs and arms, and her face looks more like a Final fantasy character(another sinful gaming series) as opposed to a realistic woman. The way she behaves is very sinful, doing mock sexual actions to the angels that she kills. I had to snatch the game away as I noticed my son seemed spellbound, and kept making her do some erotic dance.

    I read more information, the final boss is "God", and is apparently a woman. This is sheer blasphemy. If that were not bad enough, one of the main villains is also some sort of Catholic priest, who is highly effeminate, and wears peacock feathers as part of his wardrobe. He looked eerily similar to David Bowie, a well known homosexual male that serves Satan and lures in males and females alike with his demonic appearance and mannerisms.

    I really do hope this game will be banned from the United States, before it affects our impressionable youth. Bad enough Final Fantasy, a known homosexual simulator is popular here, but now this?
     
  2. Don9aldo

    Don9aldo Well-Known Member

    I take it that you don't like Harry Potter then, and that the "His Dark Materials" trilogy isn't your cup of tea?

    Otherwise, thumbs up on the Final Fantasy statement ;D
     
  3. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Bayonetta offends me as a video gamer; I've played it 4 times over already, when it was called "Devil May Cry".
     
  4. Oteupaiecona

    Oteupaiecona Well-Known Member

    Wow, you just made me wanna buy this game.
    Sounds awesome!
    And...banned?
    Tsk tsk...what's that thing about freedom of expression again?
    I lol'ed so hard.
    Well, at least it seems you don't need to worry about those sinful Final Fantasy games.
     
  5. klaimore

    klaimore Well-Known Member

    Buy him Dora the Explorer.
     
  6. Hypr

    Hypr Well-Known Member

    Hahaha OP.

    This is just copy-pasta from 4chan, faggot!
     
  7. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    Posted it on /v/ earlier. It's a true story, I'm serious.
     
  8. Oteupaiecona

    Oteupaiecona Well-Known Member

    lol, Poe's law?
    I fell for it...
     
  9. Hypr

    Hypr Well-Known Member

    Hahaha, good one.

    But if you are totally serious about this shit, I say you are a huge failure as a parent. Learn to read the ESRB rating symbols before buying the fucking game.
     
  10. Blade5406

    Blade5406 Well-Known Member

    You have a wife and son?!

    edit: oh fuck... someone delete this
     
  11. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Also...IT'S A FUCKING GAME

    WHO THE HELL CARES!

    I loved the combat, stylish, and unlike games like god of war it made you FUCKING think, plus unlike god of war you can seemless dodge and keep a combo flowing, thanks to the combo cancel function, if not for the dodgy ps3 port this would of been one of the greatist beat em ups made!

    I can't await a sequel, sure it's sexist, gory and makes heaven look evil, but it's a game, it's fantasy, want realism?



    GET OFF THE INTERNET!
     
  12. Oteupaiecona

    Oteupaiecona Well-Known Member

    Realism?
    Where talking about angels and gods here...c'mon.
     
  13. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    You had me going for a second...then I started to read your post. Go back to 4Chan.
     
  14. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    I don't like 4chan.
     
  15. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    XD Hahaha
    .
    The statement about Final Fantasy really is the highlight of this silly thread.
     
  16. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    Ahemm...
     
  17. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    I can post on there without frequenting it.
     
  18. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    Why would a supposed Christian like yourself even visit what I dare say is the most sinful place in the entire internet?
     
  19. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    temptation is a powerful force.
     
  20. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    4chan is just full of weak little kids who think they're hardcore. CP and gore doesn't even get put on there, anymore.