Ask Me something

Take note that if you ask me any horrible and/or stupid questions, I'll promptly respond by telling you the question is horrible and/or stupid and that you should feel bad for asking a horrible and/or stupid question. I'll also say mean things about your female relatives that'll make you cry and as a result make me laugh since I get my kicks from seeing people get upset over something on the internet.

Questions that don't fall under the criteria listed above will probably receive an answer.

Oh, and no technical help either. We've got a whole forum dedicated to that so don't fill my topic up with tech help.

 

Tell me your name (really only have Kent and Martin to refer to).

 

Jarrod. I'd prefer it if you didn't address me as such though.

 

wow why do tpics like this one keeps popping out of nowhere?

 

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Because it hasn't turned into an annoying fad yet. I expect this to change in the future when we're forced to make a new sticky that explicitly states that threads of this nature aren't allowed anymore due to people making a bigger mess than usual in this section.

 

what questions do you consider as stupid?

 

I could provide a list but I figure you have enough common sense to tell the difference between a good question and a question that falls under the horrible and/or stupid category.

 

what will happen if atlantis is discovered?

 

No idea but knowing our luck, it probably won't right itself until we have another large-scale war. The world is funny like that sometimes.

Boxers.

A 15 minute special that will then be followed by a random celebrity's personal life problems that no one cares about.

 

So, are ask me threads all the rage now?

 

How do i go about founding a new religion?

I have a name for it already: Computerianism.

 

Aren’t you being a bit hypocritical?

 

@ Usoppu

I think he's drifitng with the flow

 

No.

No idea, I still haven't figured out how to get my religion off the ground yet either. I'd recommend asking the Scientologists how since they managed to get all of those people to believe in that ridiculous nonsense.

I don't see anywhere in that statement that I'm against these sort of topics. There's absolutely no reason why one of these can't maintain a level of intelligence that keeps me from wanting to stab people in the face. If they start turning into complete shit then yes, I'm going to put an end to it, but until then I'm not going to do too much about it.

 

why are you so violent ??? (is it due to traumatising childhood memories)?

 

Scientologists aren't a religion, they are a joke.

My religion will be based on kissing the rear end of your graphics card and praying to the great microchip, that there'll be no more Great Formats.

Nonetheless I thank you Reider, for your wisdom

 

Because violence is fun and no one ever really gets hurt according to old cartoons. Don't look up by the way.

 

How do you pronounce Reider?