I'll start us off with one of my favorite urban legends...which I'll never get to try because I don't smoke >.> They say if you bring two cigarrettes into a high-traffic bathroom, turn off all the lights and smoke one while not blinking, a powerful shade will appear and ask for the other one. If you give it to him, he will divulge to you the secrets of life, but beware. If he finishes his cigarrette, he will attack you brutally. Nobody has ever defeated any of the shades that this legend says will appear... To prevent this attack, snatch his eyes out right before he finishes his cigarette. Then, you must keep the glowing red eyes in your hands until 3 am(you're not supposed to start smoking 'til midnight) and then you may open your hand. After that, never be in the same room with a mirror in the dark again, or the shade will find you, accompanied by hell dogs that will rip you to shreds in a split second. But...maybe, to some, knowing anything you want is worth it. Absolute knowledge always comes with a catch.
Wow 8) Here's my favorite, they say you can get high if you sniffed a stoner's fart & drinking a drunk guy's pee will make you drunk. Nasty I know
thats definitely bull shit. his eyes were blue and the hell dogs were Chihuahuas. they started humping my legs. they sore now.
