Guy walks into a pet shop and asks the owner ''I would like a really amazing pet'', The owner replies with ''Great, I've just had a delivery of talking centipedes. ''Great says the guy I'll take one'' So off he goes, when he gets home the guy says to his centipede ''Come on we're off down the pub'' No answer from the centipede Again the guy says ''Come on lets go, down the pub'' Again no response ''Did you not hear me.... so much for a talking centipede The centipede finally replies with ''I heard you the first time, I'm just putting on my bloody shoes''!
