Amanda libs

Hey guys! I just seen the Amanda show and seen the website, so i tried it, it's real
I found the "Amanda libs" section, they're awesome-ness!
Post yours
http://www.nick.com/amandaplease/archive/index.jhtml
They're at the bottom of the page. Heres mine

First of all, please, because unless I get hit by a Smelly old woman door knob, nobody else on this fat like king kong doing it with santa planet is ever gonna be Amanda's biggest fan. You might be her window but not her biggest. But just in case, here goes. You're gonna need to learn all about her apple collection, and her love of crab cakes, please. It would help if you knew that she hated mega tards, too, and that she's allergic to fatties. Being Amanda's biggest fan is a homosexual dolphin work - you need to be in great shape. You should make sure your lightbulb and your 3 shitty episodes of scrubs are in perfect working order. You might even want to take a trip to the superdry laptop case's office to get your poo checked out. Once you're sure you don't have problems with your fat hoe on the street corner, you're ready to begin gathering facts on Amanda's hobby, shaving old ladies working the till's at Tesco. Next you'll want to read her favorite books, "How To Be A Champion TV" and "Getting To Know Your webbed toe`." Finally, you'll want keep your sally struthers tuned in to "The Amanda Show" so you can say you know everything there is to know about Amanda's fat like that fat fellow on the tv...... peirs morgan acting, please.