Address your problems

So, you address a problem personally, and the next poster takes on the role of said problem and finds you a solution.

E.G.

MooseNipple: Dear Feet, why do you hurt?
OI812: Because you walk on concrete all day. Dear tooth, why do you ache?
TerryCloth: Because you eat nails. Dear Seph, why are all the good roms gone?
MooseNipple: Because you touch yourself at night. Dear internet, why so laggy?
OI812: Too much bandwidth eaten by porn, man. Dear Dasiofthra, why such useless posts?
DaSiofthra: Because I ate lots of paint chips.

Now I start with...
Dear brain, why won't you shut the f*ck up so I can sleep?

 

Because of your medication.
Dear computer, why won't you stop f*cking up?

 

I will if you stop watching porn
Dear Santa , why did i get shot in the leg?

 

because your badassery knows no limits.

Dear next-door-neighbor, why do you shovel the snow from your sidewalk and throw it on mine?

 

Because you forgot to return my lawnmower.

Dear attention-span, why are you so short?

 

Because you were dropped on your head as a baby. >

Dear PSP, why do i love you so much? (yes, this is actually an issue >.>)

 

Because PSP is as warm and pure as an angel's piss.

Dear life... why do you Fuck me?

 

cause ur f**kable

dear google chrome, why do you crash so much?

 

Because you're absolutely crazy; it's only crashed once for me; since it's inception.

Dear vocabulary, why are you so pompous?

 

This is a repeat of the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer guys.

Shall i post a link?
Post Merge: [time]1293096886[/time]
http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=7822.0

Screw it, ima throw this...FIRE IN DA HOLE

 

Please, no. I've been on that thread
Dear hypnos; why do you think this is a repeat?

 

cause its basically the same thing but under a new title

dear dasiofthra, y cant u sleep?

 

Honestly? Because of a woman. One woman who built me up to bust me down.

Dear sadness, why do you linger?

 

cause its a bitch

dear life, why so cruel?

 

Same answer.

Dear sleep, why avoid me?

 

Because you want to be like me.

Dear worry, why do you pester me?