? about bfs

i saw th e other guy post about girlfriend problims and decidid to register to ask about boyfrend problims

how do i make my brother be my boyfrend hes 16 years old and im 13 and i try to make him my boyfrend but he dosnt want to be i think, cuz one time he was in the bathroom on the toilet and i ran in and sat on his lap while he was using it and he got reely mad and told me to get out (i was sad) btw he had a boobie magazine he placed on his lap when i ran in i think he was embarased and one time he was showering and one time i jumped in with him we were both naked and he didnt do anything but stare at me the whole time was boring but (he covered his penis the hole time) also i sleep in his bed naked sometimes but he faces away so frustrating how do i make him my boyfriend

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XD

 

Did you try working the shaft?

I bet he'd be more susceptible to your advances if you did.

 

By "the other guy who posted about girlfriend problems" I'm assuming you mean me.

Well first off, don't just barge in and start trying sexual acts. Bad idea. Try getting him to actually LIKE you first.

 

Disregard that, just start jerkin him off.

If you can manage it, lick the tip.

 

I'd assume he at least likes her since he's her brother and all.

 

<3

 

This made my day. <3

 

Oh, before I forget, would you mind recording what you try next and sending it to me?

Need to make sure you're doing it right and all.

 

It's just like Reider to ask for child porn.

 

I love dark chocolate but my mom hates it. How do I convince her that dark chocolate is master race?

Edit: Nevermind lol she's dead, I killed her.

 

just stop all the bs youre doing and get down to business!!

 

none of this advice is very good (((((

 

It's because Reider was trying too hard.

 

lol she must be trolling...
Having a relationship with your sibling is utter madness!

 

Egyptian pharaohs did it often.
You have more chance to get kids with a disability though.
And it's just not accepted by the society.

 

Say it with me peeps.

JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!

Edit - why can't I have a sister like you?

 

Chloroform. 'nuff said.