a guy walks into a bar, drinks a few beer, eats chocolate inside the beer container. and realizes he was in the bathroom.
a guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender notices him looking at a jar full of money and the guy asks the bartender what its for. The bartender replies "Put $10 in and I'll tell you" So the guy puts $10 in, and the bartender says "Okay, so if you can first drink this entire bottle of tequila without making a face, then go out back, theres a pitbull with a sore tooth, you need to remove it. And last, theres a lady upstairs that doesn't have the right....parts. You have to pleasure her. If you can do that, I'll give you this jar of money. The guy replies "Thats impossible! I can't do that!" The bartender replies "Then you leave the ten. A few beers later the guy gains up some confidence and finally asks, "Wheres that bottle of tequila?" The bartender hands him the bottle, and he downs the whole thing, his eyes water, but he doesn't make a face. Then he steps out back to remove the dogs tooth. A long while passes and just when the bartender is going to go out back to make sure the guy isn't dead, he bursts through the back door. His shirts torn, his pants are barely on him anymore, he's covered in blood and bruised. He turns to the bartender and says "Now wheres that lady with the sore tooth?"
3 men walk into a bar, start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries ...yeah its kinda morbid
so a gay guy and a horse walks into a bar, and the guy is all like "haayyy..!!" and then the horse says, " ooh! where? i want some..!!" then the guy drops his pants and gets scolded by the horse...
Guy walks into a bar and says: "Gimme a beer quickly before all hell breaks loose" So the bartender gives the man a beer and the man drinks it in one big gulp. The man says it again:"Gimme a beer quickly before all hell breaks loose" Bartender gives him another beer that vanishes as fast as the first one. Man repeats the line once more and then the bartender asks:"Do you have the money to pay for 3 beers?" The man replies:"Aaah shit. See all hell broke loose"
