25 Reasons Why We Ought to Appreciate our Moms, See Why!!!!

25 Reasons Why We Ought to Appreciate our Moms, See Why!!



1. They taught us to appreciate a job well done.
("If you two are going to kill each other, then do it outside. I just finished cleaning in here!")

2. They taught us religion.
("You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet!")

3. They taught us about time travel.
("If you don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you into next week!")

4. They taught us logic.
("Because I said so, that's why!")

5. They taught us more logic.
("If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me!")

6. They taught of foresight.
("Make sure you wear clean underwear, in cause you're in an accident.")

7. They taught us irony.
("Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about!)

8. They taught us about the science of osmosis.
("Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.")

9. They taught us about contorionism.
("Will you just look at the dirt on the back of your neck?")

10. They taught us stamina.
("You'll sit there until the brussel sprouts are gone!")

11. They taught us about the weather.
("This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!")

12. They taught us about hypocrisy.
("If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!")

13. They taught us about the circle of life.
("I brought you into this world and I can take you out!")

14. They taught us about behavior modification.
("Stop acting like your father!")

15. They taught us about envy.
("There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!")

16. They taught us about anticipation.
("Just wait until we get home!")

17. They taught us about receiving.
("You are going to GET IT when we get home!")

18. They taught us about medical science.
("If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they will freeze like that!")

19. They taught us about ESP.
("Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?")

20. They taught us about humor.
("When that lawn mower cuts off you toes, don't come running to me!")

21. They taught us about now to become an adult.
("If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up!")

22. They taught us about genetics.
("You're just like your mother!")

23. They taught us about our roots.
("Shut that door. Do you think you were born in a barn?")

24. They taught us wisdom.
("When you get my age, you'll understand.")

25. They taught us justice.
("One day, you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you!")

 

all I ahve to say is:Wow.

 

Don't know why, but this thing remembered me of Calvin & Hobbes.