Think of the most ridiculous way of dying and post it here! 1. Playing videos game for four days straight eating only potato chips and Gatorade. You get a serious Nintendo thumb, a hunchback, you're eyes are burned out, and you're so tired, but you decide to once again, attempt to bench press. You lay down, grab the weight, miss cause of you eyesight, instead grab a butterfly knife, and stab yourself while lifting it up and down.
You accidentally crap out your small intestine. Then you accidentally flush the toilet and the rest of your digestive tract follows suit.
Watching an episode of the Goonies, in which someone injures someone else. After laughing for 20 minutes straight, you lie down on the couch and die. (TRUE STORY)
