Woman beat with a cat

http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2010/09/jersey_city_woman_says_boyfrie.html

Alright guys, how many puns can you pull out of this?

 

Feisty.

 

Well, at least she isn't catatonic

 

I just noticed the town was called "Hoboken". This requires Street Fighter II references as well.

It's the first case I've ever seen of a woman getting pussy-whipped.

 

Donkey Kitty punch, nice. I imagine it must've been quite a catfight.

Well, perhaps now she'll be more wary of how her significant others treat her pussy.

 

she should have stood up for herself instead of being a pussy

 

Guess he didn't like that pussy.

 

What an interesting news story, reports said.
I always thought cats were good for something, reports said.

 

Man, she must be feline awful after such an assault; she experienced pain coming from her own pussy. She may have been hit in the eyes and have suffered cataracts.

oh and of course....SHINRYU HABOOOOKEN!

 

If they haven't found the cat, it's possible that she only tought she taw a puddy cat.

 

Witness reports say that the man was attempting to drive a mouse out of the house by using the cat as a weapon. The woman just happened to be in the way of his swings.

 

meow meow people, shes obviously a stupid whore

 

Can you imagine what would happen if using felines as a basis for weaponry became commonplace?

It could be a cataclysmic shift in technology as we know it.

 

IMO, the man should've thrown six puppies at her instead.

 

He used the cat as a hammer.

 

You say that as if he didn't fight tooth and claw.

 

This is a catastrophe, we cannot allow men to furociously attack women with cats.

 

the kitty cat got hit with a bat wow that sucks ;D

 

if only she had cat allergic