Uh... I would keep slang off this forum please. Welcome and enjoy your time. Aeither - That dude in a broom closet
Welcome back and nice to meet you, as I do not believe we have met in the past. Light travels faster than sound - that is why some people may appear bright, right up until they open their mouth.
I thought about that Parasol ... but I would not want to further confuse those whom the logic is lost on